
Hire an AI Employee. Starting Salary: $497 a Month.
It works like any hire: a one-time placement fee ($1,500–$5,000 depending on the role), then a flat monthly salary ($497–$997). Unlike any hire: it answers at 2am, it never quits, and it comes with the Replace-or-Retrain Guarantee below. Try getting that in an offer letter. No contract — cancel any month.
📞 Front Desk & Reception
Your current
$38K–$52K salary
$30K/yr saved
$1,500 placement + $497/mo
📋 Office Manager
Your current
$48K–$65K salary
$40K/yr saved
$2,000 placement + $497/mo
📢 Marketing
Your current
$42K–$58K salary
$32K/yr saved
$2,500 placement + $597/mo
💰 Bookkeeping
Your current
$45K–$60K salary
$37K/yr saved
$2,000 placement + $497/mo
💻 IT Support
Your current
$55K–$95K salary
$47K/yr saved
$2,500 placement + $597/mo
🎯 COO / CMO Strategy
Your current
$120K–$250K salary
$100K/yr saved
$5,000 placement + $997/mo
📊 Sales Operations
Your current
$65K–$95K salary
$53K/yr saved
$3,000 placement + $697/mo
📦 Order Management
Your current
$42K–$58K salary/seat
$34K/yr saved
$2,000 placement + $497/mo
The Replace-or-Retrain Guarantee
When a human hire underperforms, you eat the salary, the severance, and three months of re-hiring. When ours does, you send us one email. We retrain the AI on exactly what it got wrong, or replace it with a build that works — free, for as long as you are a client. You are never paying a monthly salary for something that is not doing the job. No human employee comes with this. That is rather the point.
Still skeptical? Good. Pay $0 unless it books appointments. A few times a quarter we run pay-per-result pilots: no placement fee, no monthly — you pay a flat rate per appointment the AI actually books on your calendar. If it books nothing, you owe nothing, and we deserved that. Pilot clients get discounted ongoing pricing in exchange for letting us publish their real numbers with their real name — which is how we intend to retire the “worked example” label for good. Limited slots. Ask Dominick on your audit call.
Not sure which role to start with? The audit tells you.
Did your receptionist, bookkeeper or office manager just quit? We can have an AI employee trained on your business and working in 48 hours, or setup is free. The 48-Hour Seat →